Giants Black Meat White Treat

Blonde slut August was in the market for a good Christmas tree, but three guesses as to what she got instead. That’s right, Einstein—a strong dark wood to put inside her little white-hot love furnace! August takes on a Giants Black Meat White Treat with all the gracefulness of a willow true and the flexibility of a bamboo stalk. Never mind that the black kidney-poker is longer than her face and thicker than her wrist!